Inspirational Quotes, Motivational Sayings, and Wise Words for Daily Inspiration

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I like to go on stage with a variety, with some stuff that's been around for a handful of years, some stuff from the last year, some stuff is from last week, and some stuff is brand spanking new. Those are the moments that excite me - when I'm coming up to a brand new bit. The more virgin the snow, the more fun it is to run on.

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I hate the phrase “One thing led to another”. What kind of lazy writing is that? Isn't it your job as a writer to tell me how that made this happen? …

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You can microwave a Pop Tart. That just blew me away that you could do that. How long does it take to toast a Pop Tart? A minute and a half if you wa…

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They always say that Albert Einstein was a genius. Then how come when anyone ever calls you that, it's an insult? 'You don't know where you parked th…

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You know what's fun? You pick somebody at random, like out of the phone book, and send them about 100 'Just Because' cards. They can't even ask you w…

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I was at the breakfast table this morning and I read in the newspaper that more and more adults are living at home with their parents. That surprised…

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If you were to second guess your decision to book some time to visit an Indian community, that would be a reservation reservation reservation.

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I think the serving size of ice cream is when you hear the spoon hit the bottom of the container.

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Be adaptable, flexible and never stop learning. The rate of change will never stop and neither should you.

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Go my favorite sports team go! Score a goal. Unit. Basket. Go squadron! Defeat the opponents soundly in this...skirmish.

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