Life is a series of relapses and recoveries.

- George Ade

If you have to be burned at the stake, be a good fellow and collect your own fire-wood.

- George Ade

To insure peace of mind ignore the rules and regulations.

- George Ade

In scattering seeds of kindness, do it by hand and not by machine.

- George Ade

Familiarity breeds contentment.

- George Ade

Nothing is Improbable until it moves into the Past Tense.

- George Ade

In uplifting, get underneath.

- George Ade

A friend who is near and dear may in time become as useless as a relative.

- George Ade

Give the people what they think they want.

- George Ade