My standard comment is, If you don't want your kids to be like Bart Simpson, don't act like Homer Simpson.
I'd be vegetarian if bacon grew on trees - Matt Groening
I'd be vegetarian if bacon grew on trees
- Matt Groening
No matter how good you are at something, there's always about a million people better than you. - Matt Groening
No matter how good you are at something, there's always about a million people better than you.
My standard comment is, If you don't want your kids to be like Bart Simpson, don't act like Homer Simpson. - Matt Groening
When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all. - Matt Groening
When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.
God often gives nuts to toothless people. - Matt Groening
God often gives nuts to toothless people.
I believe that children are our future. Unless we stop them now. - Matt Groening
I believe that children are our future. Unless we stop them now.
I promise I'll do anything for you, especialy if it's easy. Homer Simpson - Matt Groening
I promise I'll do anything for you, especialy if it's easy. Homer Simpson
You know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have to read the manual and press the right button. - Matt Groening
You know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have to read the manual and press the right button.
Well, most grown-ups forget what it was like to be a kid. I vowed that I would never forget. - Matt Groening
Well, most grown-ups forget what it was like to be a kid. I vowed that I would never forget.
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