In the stand-up comedy top, there's room for everyone - if you're good, there's room for everyone. You'll put on your own show - no one casts you. You cast your own show as a stand-up comedian. When you get good at stand-up comedy you book a theater and if people show up, people show up. If people don't show up, people don't show up. You don't have a director or a casting agent or anybody saying if you're good enough - the audience will decide.
Here's the thing about people who believe in god... They're idiots. - Jim Jefferies
Here's the thing about people who believe in god... They're idiots.
- Jim Jefferies
Do you think pandas know they're Chinese and they're taking the one child policy a bit too seriously? - Jim Jefferies
Do you think pandas know they're Chinese and they're taking the one child policy a bit too seriously?
I'm not scared of dying, because I'm an atheist. I won't even know I'm dead. You know why? Because I'll be fùckin' dead. - Jim Jefferies
I'm not scared of dying, because I'm an atheist. I won't even know I'm dead. You know why? Because I'll be fùckin' dead.
God built the world, but he did not know it was round. - Jim Jefferies
God built the world, but he did not know it was round.
I always get a little bit pissed off when stand-up comedy is not recognised as being as good a craft as being an actor. We give Oscars to people and … - Jim Jefferies
I always get a little bit pissed off when stand-up comedy is not recognised as being as good a craft as being an actor. We give Oscars to people and …
We have a drinking game in Australia, it's called drinking. - Jim Jefferies
We have a drinking game in Australia, it's called drinking.
If you hate gay marriage, then don't marry a gay person. - Jim Jefferies
If you hate gay marriage, then don't marry a gay person.
I've never been the type of guy that had a lot of friends or was part of the cool group. - Jim Jefferies
I've never been the type of guy that had a lot of friends or was part of the cool group.
Christians are like a thirteen year old kid who still believes in Santa. - Jim Jefferies
Christians are like a thirteen year old kid who still believes in Santa.
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