I stand stark naked in front of the mirror and gaze directly into my own eyes. I utter 'Good morning, handsome' and my lips quiver as I stare at myown body. I don't break eye contact until I blow my load. Not once do I actually touch myself.
I remember once I went to go see a movie, and in front of me in line there was a little boy who looked so eager to see it, like it was Christmas morn… - Zach Braff
I remember once I went to go see a movie, and in front of me in line there was a little boy who looked so eager to see it, like it was Christmas morn…
- Zach Braff
I know that [Mike] Tyson talked about wanting to eat his opponent's children, but I don't think he ever had the balls to do it. I'm different - when … - Zach Braff
I know that [Mike] Tyson talked about wanting to eat his opponent's children, but I don't think he ever had the balls to do it. I'm different - when …
It's not that I think the Nazis were right, or anything. It's just that, we weren't there, we don't know. - Zach Braff
It's not that I think the Nazis were right, or anything. It's just that, we weren't there, we don't know.
I don't mind it if blacks want equal rights, as long as they mean rights equal to a dog - Zach Braff
I don't mind it if blacks want equal rights, as long as they mean rights equal to a dog
I once fisted two babies and then used the corpses as boxing gloves to fight off the grieving parents. - Zach Braff
I once fisted two babies and then used the corpses as boxing gloves to fight off the grieving parents.
Of course killing people is 'wrong', but I think history shows that sometimes it serves the greater good. - Zach Braff
Of course killing people is 'wrong', but I think history shows that sometimes it serves the greater good.
Oh sure, I have a few black people in my family tree. They're probably still hanging there. - Zach Braff
Oh sure, I have a few black people in my family tree. They're probably still hanging there.
It blows my mind that there are people out there who deny the holocaust. Why would you ever deny such a great achievement. It's like denying the cure… - Zach Braff
It blows my mind that there are people out there who deny the holocaust. Why would you ever deny such a great achievement. It's like denying the cure…
Put God and me in a cage, what do you think who will win. God, because I created him. - Zach Braff
Put God and me in a cage, what do you think who will win. God, because I created him.
Login to join the discussion
Login to join the discussion