I want to do an intelligent talk show where you have room to breathe...

- Joy Behar

Statistically, skinny women die younger than fat women. Why? Because fat women are killing them.

- Joy Behar

I don't get jealous of people. Jealousy is such a waste of time because you're jealous of them, and they go about their lives and have a wonderful ti…

- Joy Behar

I am comfortable with myself, and this is how I am. I am not really interested in having an acrimonious fight with somebody.

- Joy Behar

I mean, I'd like to see (Mitt Romney's) house burn, one of his millions of houses burning down. It would be kind of cool - the Mormon fire patrol.

- Joy Behar

Republican Party hasn't been black friendly over the many centuries in this country.

- Joy Behar

I don't need a diet pill. I need something that gives you an electric shock when you reach for food.

- Joy Behar

He's a terrorist. Rush Limbaugh is a terrorist.

- Joy Behar

Those flowers were picked by illegal immigrants. And they're not voting for you, b*tch.

- Joy Behar