Statistically there is enough voter fraud to sway zero elections.

- Aasif Mandvi

I've always said I'm the worst representative of Muslim-Americans that's ever existed, because I've been inside more bars than mosques.

- Aasif Mandvi

Voter fraud does just barely exist, while racism, according to the Supreme Court, is a thing of the past.

- Aasif Mandvi

If you don't acknowledge differences, it's as bad as stereotyping or reducing someone.

- Aasif Mandvi

It's an ironic thing about being an immigrant kid, growing up - 'cause I grew up in the UK and went to a British boarding school and we would go to c…

- Aasif Mandvi

People lament that there's no roles being written for South Asian or Muslim characters. But their parents don't want their children to go into the en…

- Aasif Mandvi

The artist never really has any control over the impact of his work. If he starts thinking about the impact of his work, then he becomes a lesser art…

- Aasif Mandvi

The Daily Show writers are incredibly smart and very well plugged-in but occasionally they would need me for certain specific things, and I'd be like…

- Aasif Mandvi

Indian culture is essentially much more of a we culture. It's a communal culture where you do what's best for the community - you procreate.

- Aasif Mandvi