Brian Laws has lifted his team out of precocious waters

- Alvin Martin

Kevin Keegan said if he had a blank sheet of paper, five names would be on it.

- Alvin Martin

The new season will be all about scoring more goals than the opposition.

- Alvin Martin

Steve Bruce is like a cat on hot tin bricks.

- Alvin Martin

Sir Alex, Mourinho, Wenger - none of them could have done a better job at Wigan than Steve Bruce.

- Alvin Martin

If Arsenal don't finish third, they might not finish in third place.

- Alvin Martin

I love my films. I have stacks and stacks of DVDs. I put Last of the Mohicans on the other day with Daniel Day-Lewis. It hurts me to say it because h…

- Alvin Martin

Arsene Wenger uses the FA Cup to bleed his youngsters

- Alvin Martin

I wish I could get all the discourteous drivers on a ship and sail them away and make sure it's a really horrible, wavy journey and when they get to …

- Alvin Martin