I still don't really know what my style is. I like a lot of different kinds of comedy, I like watching it and I like being inventive and original. That's the problem with doing a longer set - you can't do every joke that you have because some stuff contradicts other stuff. Even when you know that the audience knows that you're joking and it's not true, you still can't do a joke about your family dying and then later talk about your Mom. I mean you want to keep some kind of cohesive order going.
My sister might be dumb, but that doesn't make her all that different from the rest of us. She's just like any other American. Except she's Canadian.… - Bonnie Mcfarlane
My sister might be dumb, but that doesn't make her all that different from the rest of us. She's just like any other American. Except she's Canadian.…
- Bonnie Mcfarlane
You know, women are burdened with all this other crap all the time, like looking good. You need to be really superhuman to be successful as a woman. - Bonnie Mcfarlane
You know, women are burdened with all this other crap all the time, like looking good. You need to be really superhuman to be successful as a woman.
When you're pregnant, people feel like they can come up and give you unsolicited advice. When I was nine months pregnant, this one woman came up and … - Bonnie Mcfarlane
When you're pregnant, people feel like they can come up and give you unsolicited advice. When I was nine months pregnant, this one woman came up and …
I've been called a racist before, and let me tell you something - that is harsh. That's a really ugly thing to call someone. That's like being called… - Bonnie Mcfarlane
I've been called a racist before, and let me tell you something - that is harsh. That's a really ugly thing to call someone. That's like being called…
I don't think cops should wear mirrored sunglasses; the whole time the guy was chewing me out, all I could think was I should cut my bangs. - Bonnie Mcfarlane
I don't think cops should wear mirrored sunglasses; the whole time the guy was chewing me out, all I could think was I should cut my bangs.
I could never be a lesbian because I have a really good sense of humor. - Bonnie Mcfarlane
I could never be a lesbian because I have a really good sense of humor.
I grew up in a mixed religious household. And it was volatile. My dad's atheist, my mom's agnostic. Just constant fighting. There's no God! There mig… - Bonnie Mcfarlane
I grew up in a mixed religious household. And it was volatile. My dad's atheist, my mom's agnostic. Just constant fighting. There's no God! There mig…
I guess the biggest issue my husband and I are going to have is how do we raise the baby... because he's Jewish and I'm Protestant and the baby's fat… - Bonnie Mcfarlane
I guess the biggest issue my husband and I are going to have is how do we raise the baby... because he's Jewish and I'm Protestant and the baby's fat…
There's no such thing as a feminist - just women who pay for their own breast implants. - Bonnie Mcfarlane
There's no such thing as a feminist - just women who pay for their own breast implants.
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