I can't stop being in parades. I just love dancing on floats that move really slowly on the city streets in the early morning.

- Chris Kattan

I like women who are okay with who they are.

- Chris Kattan

Believe in yourself and try not to take anything personally.

- Chris Kattan

Being able to improvise is the basis for creating all characters and situations, for everything to do with performing, really. And it's good therapy …

- Chris Kattan

With the Roxbury guys (on 'Saturday Night Live'), I think the breaking point was when Stallone came on and wanted to do the sketch just because. And …

- Chris Kattan

I'm fine with the life I have.

- Chris Kattan

I wish I was dating one of the ladies in 'Bollywood Hero.' They're gorgeous. Any of them.

- Chris Kattan

Can you know the mighty ocean? Can you lasso a star from the sky? Can you say to a rainbow... 'Hey, stop being a rainbow for a second'? No! Such is M…

- Chris Kattan

I love any movie that has a retarded person working at Starbucks.

- Chris Kattan