Women cry. Men laugh. Whiners moan. Men laugh. Wimps complain. Men laugh.

- Lisa Gardner

Men should spend less time with guns and more time in childbirth.

- Lisa Gardner

It's kind of the yin and yang that fascinate me. That for all the evil men do, there are also people who work obnoxiously long hours and sacrifice th…

- Lisa Gardner

What I learned is that it's arrogant to be certain of anything. The world is a complex place and only idiots or assholes think they know it all.

- Lisa Gardner

It wasn’t that strangers couldn’t hurt you. It was simply that the people you loved could do it so much better.

- Lisa Gardner

If you choose to do something, do it with your utmost. And remember, expect nothing and life will be velvet.

- Lisa Gardner

You know what the difference between a cardiac surgeon and God is? God doesn't think he's a cardiac surgeon.

- Lisa Gardner

Life may not be perfect, at least it offered moments that were perfect enough.

- Lisa Gardner

My mother would like me to start all interviews by stating that she and my father are perfectly normal. They are proud of me, and as perplexed as any…

- Lisa Gardner