There are two kinds of people in this world: those who know where their high school yearbook is and those who do not.

- Sloane Crosley

Sometimes we don't know what we want until we don't get it.

- Sloane Crosley

I do want to get married. It's a nice idea. Though I think husbands are like tattoos--you should wait until you come across something you want on you…

- Sloane Crosley

In every woman's wardrobe, there are certain accessories that cannot be separated from their back stories.

- Sloane Crosley

Our brains are like bonsai trees, growing around our private versions of reality.

- Sloane Crosley

No affair that begins with such an orchestrated overture can end on a simple note.

- Sloane Crosley

I got out on the street and started crying the kind of hysterical tears made justifiable only by turning off one’s cell phone, putting it to the ear,…

- Sloane Crosley

Life starts out with everyone clapping when you take a poo and goes downhill from there.

- Sloane Crosley

Who do you have to sleep with to get laid in this town?

- Sloane Crosley