I learned about stress management from my kids. Every night after work, I drink some chocolate milk, eat sugary cereal straight from the box, then run around the house in my underwear screaming like a monkey.
What fits your busy schedule better, exercising one hour a day or being dead 24 hours a day? - Randy Glasbergen
What fits your busy schedule better, exercising one hour a day or being dead 24 hours a day?
- Randy Glasbergen
He gave me a copy of The Declaration of Independence, then he got a tattoo that says Give Me Liberty Or Give Me Death. I think my boyfriend wants his… - Randy Glasbergen
He gave me a copy of The Declaration of Independence, then he got a tattoo that says Give Me Liberty Or Give Me Death. I think my boyfriend wants his…
Thank you for calling the Weight Loss Hotline. If you'd like to lose a half pound right now, press 1 eighteen thousand times. - Randy Glasbergen
Thank you for calling the Weight Loss Hotline. If you'd like to lose a half pound right now, press 1 eighteen thousand times.
I learned about stress management from my kids. Every night after work, I drink some chocolate milk, eat sugary cereal straight from the box, then ru… - Randy Glasbergen
I learned about stress management from my kids. Every night after work, I drink some chocolate milk, eat sugary cereal straight from the box, then ru…
Whenever I call a company and get put on hold, I never really feel like I'm being held. - Randy Glasbergen
Whenever I call a company and get put on hold, I never really feel like I'm being held.
These motivational tapes have really inspired me! I'm going to make a million dollars, buy my own company and retire early. Then, I'm going to write … - Randy Glasbergen
These motivational tapes have really inspired me! I'm going to make a million dollars, buy my own company and retire early. Then, I'm going to write …
It's called 'reading'. It's how people install new software into their brains. - Randy Glasbergen
It's called 'reading'. It's how people install new software into their brains.
Thank you for calling customer service. If you're calm and rational, press 1. If you're a whiner, press 2. If you're a hot head, press 3 - Randy Glasbergen
Thank you for calling customer service. If you're calm and rational, press 1. If you're a whiner, press 2. If you're a hot head, press 3
I think men were destined to become homemakers. After all, who ever heard of "Ms. Clean" or the "Woman from Glad"? - Randy Glasbergen
I think men were destined to become homemakers. After all, who ever heard of "Ms. Clean" or the "Woman from Glad"?
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