I learned about stress management from my kids. Every night after work, I drink some chocolate milk, eat sugary cereal straight from the box, then run around the house in my underwear screaming like a monkey.
He gave me a copy of The Declaration of Independence, then he got a tattoo that says Give Me Liberty Or Give Me Death. I think my boyfriend wants his… - Randy Glasbergen
He gave me a copy of The Declaration of Independence, then he got a tattoo that says Give Me Liberty Or Give Me Death. I think my boyfriend wants his…
- Randy Glasbergen
What fits your busy schedule better, exercising one hour a day or being dead 24 hours a day? - Randy Glasbergen
What fits your busy schedule better, exercising one hour a day or being dead 24 hours a day?
I think men were destined to become homemakers. After all, who ever heard of "Ms. Clean" or the "Woman from Glad"? - Randy Glasbergen
I think men were destined to become homemakers. After all, who ever heard of "Ms. Clean" or the "Woman from Glad"?
These motivational tapes have really inspired me! I'm going to make a million dollars, buy my own company and retire early. Then, I'm going to write … - Randy Glasbergen
These motivational tapes have really inspired me! I'm going to make a million dollars, buy my own company and retire early. Then, I'm going to write …
I learned about stress management from my kids. Every night after work, I drink some chocolate milk, eat sugary cereal straight from the box, then ru… - Randy Glasbergen
I learned about stress management from my kids. Every night after work, I drink some chocolate milk, eat sugary cereal straight from the box, then ru…
Whenever I call a company and get put on hold, I never really feel like I'm being held. - Randy Glasbergen
Whenever I call a company and get put on hold, I never really feel like I'm being held.
It's called 'reading'. It's how people install new software into their brains. - Randy Glasbergen
It's called 'reading'. It's how people install new software into their brains.
Thank you for calling the Weight Loss Hotline. If you'd like to lose a half pound right now, press 1 eighteen thousand times. - Randy Glasbergen
Thank you for calling the Weight Loss Hotline. If you'd like to lose a half pound right now, press 1 eighteen thousand times.
Thank you for calling customer service. If you're calm and rational, press 1. If you're a whiner, press 2. If you're a hot head, press 3 - Randy Glasbergen
Thank you for calling customer service. If you're calm and rational, press 1. If you're a whiner, press 2. If you're a hot head, press 3
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