I want to meet the man who saw a turtle and said, "People will LOVE the ninja version of that."

- Jonah Hill

I mean, I find things that happened in real life to be the funniest - things that you observe instead of crazy abstract things, you know.

- Jonah Hill

You just have to be strong and don't be stupid; freedom of choice is a big responsibility.

- Jonah Hill

It's always better to shock people and change people's expectations than to give them exactly what they think you can do.

- Jonah Hill

When you go out to make something, you want it to be great. You need to put a bubble around that, so no one can get into the force field and change w…

- Jonah Hill

If you're trying to make someone happy, you gotta try and make them happy.

- Jonah Hill

I don't like to say mean things about people's hard work.

- Jonah Hill

I assume everything I do in life is gonna be a failure, and then if it turns up roses, then I'm psyched.

- Jonah Hill

When you create something you're free to explore it however you want to do it.

- Jonah Hill