I would rather have a square inch of New York than all the rest of the world.

- Texas Guinan

Success has killed more men than bullets.

- Texas Guinan

Marriage is all right, but I think it's carrying love a little bit too far.

- Texas Guinan

Better a square foot of New York than all the rest of the world in a lump - better a lamppost on Broadway than the brightest star in the sky.

- Texas Guinan

A guy who'd cheat on his wife would cheat at cards.

- Texas Guinan

He bought me so many orchids that I looked like a well-kept grave.

- Texas Guinan

A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.

- Texas Guinan