I don't consider success doing a show for 30 years; I'm sorry. To me, you're successful when you graduate from something. I did a series, I did a talk show, I did movies, I replaced Mickey Rooney [on Broadway] in "Sugar Babies." You understand?
A salesman called on my wife the other day and tried to sell her a freezer. You'll save a fortune on your food bills, he promised. I can't tell you h… - Joey Bishop
A salesman called on my wife the other day and tried to sell her a freezer. You'll save a fortune on your food bills, he promised. I can't tell you h…
- Joey Bishop
Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open and the toilets locked. They must think toilet paper is worth more than money. - Joey Bishop
Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open and the toilets locked. They must think toilet paper is worth more than money.
I don't consider success doing a show for 30 years; I'm sorry. To me, you're successful when you graduate from something. I did a series, I did a tal… - Joey Bishop
I don't consider success doing a show for 30 years; I'm sorry. To me, you're successful when you graduate from something. I did a series, I did a tal…
There are many things that I find attractive about a woman. Foremost to me, of course, would be a sense of humor-but that doesn't come in a bottle. - Joey Bishop
There are many things that I find attractive about a woman. Foremost to me, of course, would be a sense of humor-but that doesn't come in a bottle.
You can cut your hair how you want, but I think you should get to where you wear it normal for the future. - Joey Bishop
You can cut your hair how you want, but I think you should get to where you wear it normal for the future.
You know how Van Nuys got its name? Well, one day my little old Jewish mother was visiting me, and I took her to the top of the Hollywood Hills and h… - Joey Bishop
You know how Van Nuys got its name? Well, one day my little old Jewish mother was visiting me, and I took her to the top of the Hollywood Hills and h…
The president of a TV network generously agreed to take his company's aptitude test, a test required of all the personnel. He did badly. As a result … - Joey Bishop
The president of a TV network generously agreed to take his company's aptitude test, a test required of all the personnel. He did badly. As a result …
The other day I started to take a course in psycho-ceramics. What is psycho-ceramics? It's the study of crackpots. - Joey Bishop
The other day I started to take a course in psycho-ceramics. What is psycho-ceramics? It's the study of crackpots.
One time we were having dinner and some guy came by and took a potato off of Frank Sinatra's plate. And Frank said, “Hey pal, are you hungry?” The gu… - Joey Bishop
One time we were having dinner and some guy came by and took a potato off of Frank Sinatra's plate. And Frank said, “Hey pal, are you hungry?” The gu…
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