It felt as if I was suddenly walking around in wet socks, weighing my feet down as if two kids were sitting on my feet with their legs wrapped around…

- David Bowick

A world's full of broken hearts. That's all this is. I wondered if there was anyone above the age of say, 18, in the world who hadn't had their heart…

- David Bowick

Why should we ever continue anything if the first parts are the best?

- David Bowick

There is always the possibility of a better life with every change that we face, but sometimes we have to look hard for it.

- David Bowick

Maybe it's not love that unites the world, but rather it's broken hearts.

- David Bowick

Asking a girl if she's alright is like jaywalking across a black ice-covered 4 lane street: you think you can make it safely to the other side, but y…

- David Bowick

Find one correct answer and let the rest disappear.

- David Bowick

Who wouldn't want to watch an averagely attractive guy kick a three legged, one eyed dog in the face as it urinates all over itself? The correct answ…

- David Bowick

It’s amazing how a bed feels more like a home than any other part of a house.

- David Bowick