I couldn't get any jobs, and when that happens, you get so humble it's disgusting. I didn't feel like a man anymore -- I felt really creepy. I was bu…

- Joe Pesci

I've been married three times, but I'll never forget my first trip as a young man, on my honeymoon, with my new wife.

- Joe Pesci

You win, you win. You lose, you still win.

- Joe Pesci

You try too hard. Winners forget they're in a race. They just love to run.

- Joe Pesci

Sure, mom, I settle down with a nice girl every night, then I'm free the next morning.

- Joe Pesci

You know why you hate me so much, Jeffery? Because I look the way you feel.

- Joe Pesci

Ah, I don't do interviews, really.

- Joe Pesci

I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown?

- Joe Pesci

I'm just some lunatic macaroni mushroom, is that it?

- Joe Pesci