You can't divide a business like a sack of apples.

- Edward Bernds

Armageddon. The slaughter of humanity. An atomic war no one wanted, but which no one had the wisdom to avoid.

- Edward Bernds

But the surface of the Earth was meant for man. He wasn't meant to live in a hole in the ground.

- Edward Bernds

I once terminated a partnership with a chap who proved--unreliable. As a matter of fact, I terminated him.

- Edward Bernds