Most surprising is probably that I thought I had experienced most of the low points life has to offer... but you reach new lows when you are hungover…

- Chris Ramsey

To be a comedian: Make peace with the fact that you will never be as funny as a baby falling over.

- Chris Ramsey

To be a dad: Make peace with the fact that you will now be your partner's second favourite person in the world.

- Chris Ramsey

The biggest myth about fatherhood that you get given a direct phone number to talk to Santa and tell him how your kid has been behaving. Absolute bul…

- Chris Ramsey

If I had to pick one scariest thing bout becoming a father, I'd say... the whole thing! From the moment you find out, all the way through the pregnan…

- Chris Ramsey