It's suspiciously quiet in here, and there's a Tod shaped dent in the bean bag. For the sake of both my sanity and my temper, I'm going to pretend I can't tell that you're in his lap, so could you pretend that this is still my house and you are still my daughter, and I'm within my parental rights to kick your boyfriend out after 11:00 p.m.?
What if I was the sexual equivalent of popcorn? Suitable for light snacking only? - Rachel Vincent
What if I was the sexual equivalent of popcorn? Suitable for light snacking only?
- Rachel Vincent
I live to serve. except the part about living... - Rachel Vincent
I live to serve. except the part about living...
You know, most girls sleep with a teddy bear or an extra pillow. But I gotta say, that's kinda hot. - Rachel Vincent
You know, most girls sleep with a teddy bear or an extra pillow. But I gotta say, that's kinda hot.
...sometimes compassion is the greater part of honor. - Rachel Vincent
...sometimes compassion is the greater part of honor.
Meow, Meow, Motherfucker. - Rachel Vincent
Meow, Meow, Motherfucker.
If this had ever happened before, it couldn't be happening now. That's what they mean by 'once in a lifetime'. - Rachel Vincent
If this had ever happened before, it couldn't be happening now. That's what they mean by 'once in a lifetime'.
Like I'm going to pass up an opportunity to smack your cousin. - Rachel Vincent
Like I'm going to pass up an opportunity to smack your cousin.
Chocolate says "I'm sorry" so much better than words. - Rachel Vincent
Chocolate says "I'm sorry" so much better than words.
I got more than I bargained for with him, too. Much more. I know he’s completely different now, but he was really nice and funny when he was human. B… - Rachel Vincent
I got more than I bargained for with him, too. Much more. I know he’s completely different now, but he was really nice and funny when he was human. B…
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