The Suzuki Wagon R should be avoided like unprotected sex with an Ethiopian transvestite
Looking good in Italy is even more important than looking where you're going. - Jeremy Clarkson
Looking good in Italy is even more important than looking where you're going.
- Jeremy Clarkson
Being smarter than you look is better than looking smarter than you are. - Jeremy Clarkson
Being smarter than you look is better than looking smarter than you are.
Multi-tasking is the ability to screw everything up simultaneously. - Jeremy Clarkson
Multi-tasking is the ability to screw everything up simultaneously.
Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you. - Jeremy Clarkson
Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you.
I don't understand bus lanes. Why do poor people have to get to places quicker than I do? - Jeremy Clarkson
I don't understand bus lanes. Why do poor people have to get to places quicker than I do?
Speed focuses the mind. It cuts through the fog of drab everyday living and keeps us on our toes. Speed works. Speed saves lives. Speed is good. And … - Jeremy Clarkson
Speed focuses the mind. It cuts through the fog of drab everyday living and keeps us on our toes. Speed works. Speed saves lives. Speed is good. And …
I started to realise that being impolite saves an awful lot of time and costs you nothing. - Jeremy Clarkson
I started to realise that being impolite saves an awful lot of time and costs you nothing.
A turbo: exhaust gasses go into the turbocharger and spin it, witchcraft happens and you go faster. - Jeremy Clarkson
A turbo: exhaust gasses go into the turbocharger and spin it, witchcraft happens and you go faster.
The only person to ever look good in the back of a 4-seater convertible was Adolf Hitler - Jeremy Clarkson
The only person to ever look good in the back of a 4-seater convertible was Adolf Hitler
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