When the tabloids photograph me when I'm out, I always say: "You know what, folks? I'm not married and I'm not gay. You caught me with a hot chick. You got me. Take me to hot-chick jail. Did it again. Guilty."
Even somebody like Bill Clinton, who I happen to admire very much, the second he was out of office, I remember, he was interview in Rolling Stone and… - Bill Maher
Even somebody like Bill Clinton, who I happen to admire very much, the second he was out of office, I remember, he was interview in Rolling Stone and…
- Bill Maher
If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone. - Bill Maher
If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.
In this country your guilty until proven wealthy. - Bill Maher
In this country your guilty until proven wealthy.
Faith means the purposeful suspension of critical thinking. It’s nothing to be admired. - Bill Maher
Faith means the purposeful suspension of critical thinking. It’s nothing to be admired.
At some point in the last 20 years, the left moved to the center, and the right moved into a mental institution. - Bill Maher
At some point in the last 20 years, the left moved to the center, and the right moved into a mental institution.
So when I say we had been the cowards, yes, that's what I meant, we as a society. And that's everybody, including myself. I had been screaming about … - Bill Maher
So when I say we had been the cowards, yes, that's what I meant, we as a society. And that's everybody, including myself. I had been screaming about …
The comedy gods are smiling on me tonight. - Bill Maher
The comedy gods are smiling on me tonight.
Ask your doctor if getting off your ass is right for you - Bill Maher
Ask your doctor if getting off your ass is right for you
To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and click 'I Agree'. - Bill Maher
To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and click 'I Agree'.
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