Next thing you know, the hoe starts to ill, She says "I love you, Harold" and your name is Will!

- Slick Rick

Ran out of bullets and still had static, grabbed a pregnant lady and out the automatic. Pointed at her head and said the gun was full of lead, he tol…

- Slick Rick

And when I smiled, 'Bing!' I almost blinded her. She said, 'Great Scot, are you a thief? Seems like you have a mouth full of gold teeth!' Hahahaha…

- Slick Rick

We need realism to deal with reality.

- Slick Rick

Fresh dress, like a million bucks, Put on the bally shoes and the fly green socks

- Slick Rick

Let me spell my name out for you, it's Ricky: R: Ravishing, I: Impress, C: Courageous or Careless, K: for the Kangols which I've got, That I wear…

- Slick Rick

You've been fightin again and, you forgot why Hey kid, walk straight, master your high

- Slick Rick

Ricky Ricky Ricky, can't you see? Somehow your words just hypnotize me.

- Slick Rick

I never really went to any concerts that I wasn't in.

- Slick Rick