If I have a talent for making some fourth-grader who hates school and reading to hate it a little less, then I have to do the most with what I've been issued.
You want a story? Read 'Gone With the Wind'. These aren't stories. They're joke books. The whole thing of a beginning, a middle and an end has been d… - Brian P. Cleary
You want a story? Read 'Gone With the Wind'. These aren't stories. They're joke books. The whole thing of a beginning, a middle and an end has been d…
- Brian P. Cleary
I love the semicolon; it's unnecessary, but graceful and sophisticated. - Brian P. Cleary
I love the semicolon; it's unnecessary, but graceful and sophisticated.
There’s no such thing as free kittens. - Brian P. Cleary
There’s no such thing as free kittens.
When a kid can understand that a word can mean two things, there's some real thinking going on. They have a vested interest in finding out what a wor… - Brian P. Cleary
When a kid can understand that a word can mean two things, there's some real thinking going on. They have a vested interest in finding out what a wor…
Any cupcake consumed before 9AM is, technically, a muffin. - Brian P. Cleary
Any cupcake consumed before 9AM is, technically, a muffin.
It's perfectly okay if you don't understand every single one of them. For one thing, I make a lot of corny jokes, and you have to be 40 years old t… - Brian P. Cleary
It's perfectly okay if you don't understand every single one of them. For one thing, I make a lot of corny jokes, and you have to be 40 years old t…
In writing I found something I could do at least as well as my peers, if not better. - Brian P. Cleary
In writing I found something I could do at least as well as my peers, if not better.
It’s not technically gossip if you start your sentence with “I’m really concerned about __________________ ,” (fill in the name of the person you’re … - Brian P. Cleary
It’s not technically gossip if you start your sentence with “I’m really concerned about __________________ ,” (fill in the name of the person you’re …
Kids enjoy laughing and are seldom bored when they find something funny. They also ask questions, often to adults, because they understand that the m… - Brian P. Cleary
Kids enjoy laughing and are seldom bored when they find something funny. They also ask questions, often to adults, because they understand that the m…
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