Money brings some happiness. But after a certain point, it just brings more money.

Sports is the only entertainment where, no matter how many times you go back, you never know the ending.

Everyone thinks they can write a play; you just write down what happened to you. But the art of it is drawing from all the moments of your life.

If you can go through life without experiencing pain you probably haven't been born yet.

It looks different when you're sober; I thought I had twice as much furniture.