Women are quite unlike men. Women have higher voices, longer hair, smaller waistlines, daintier feet and prettier hands. They also invariably have th…

- Stephen Potter

Just as there are O.K.-words in conversationship so there are O.K.-people to mention in Newstatesmanship.

- Stephen Potter

Remember the basic rule. Make friends with your caddie and the game will make friends with you. How true this is. It is easy to arrange that your gue…

- Stephen Potter

Each of us can, by ploy or gambit, most naturally gain the advantage.

- Stephen Potter

In lawn tennis mixed, the basic chivalry move is to pretend to serve less fiercely to the woman than to the man. This is particularly useful if your …

- Stephen Potter

Make friends with your caddie and the game will make friends with you.

- Stephen Potter

Your function as a critic is to show that it is really you yourself who should have written the book, if you had had the time, and since you hadn't y…

- Stephen Potter

Talk of the imperial decay of your invalid port. Its gracious withdrawal from perfection, keeping a hint of former majesty withal, as it hovers betwe…

- Stephen Potter

Cogg would suddenly stand stock still. "Listen," he would say. Some feeble quack would be heard from the willow beyond the pond. "That's an easy one …

- Stephen Potter