Men, you are about to embark on a great crusade to stamp out runaway decency in the west. Now you men will only be risking your lives, whilst I will …

- Harvey Korman

Using Viagra is like putting a new flagpole on a condemned building.

- Harvey Korman

Tape "Seinfeld" for me.

- Harvey Korman

I went to the Goodman School of Drama in Chicago.

- Harvey Korman

And it's tough traveling. You know, the hotels and the airports and all that. That part, eating and getting around to the hotel room and then going o…

- Harvey Korman

People who become comedians… come from pain, come from conflict.

- Harvey Korman

I played Hamlet, I played Chekhov and Ibsen and all the classics.

- Harvey Korman

Funny is when you're serious.

- Harvey Korman

You have to have a certain persona to be a star, you know, and I don't have that. I'm a banana.

- Harvey Korman