Surely something must be terribly wrong with a man who seems to be far more concerned with Jews building houses in Israel than with Muslims building …

- Burt Prelutsky

The best that can be said for those like Senators Nelson and Landrieu is that they held out until Obama and Reid met their price. By now, I can't eve…

- Burt Prelutsky

Finally, it occurs to me that the biggest problem with our elections is that however you vote, you wind up electing a politician.

- Burt Prelutsky

It seems to me that if you can't make a good solid case for your faith, you don't have a religion, you just have a habit.

- Burt Prelutsky

The main problem with pacifism is that it doesn’t work in all situations. The main problem with pacifists is that they’re convinced it does.

- Burt Prelutsky

In California, thieves have three choices: They can go to prison, Sacramento, or Washington D.C.

- Burt Prelutsky

Where taxes are concerned, there are two clear-cut points of view. There are those who think they're too high and those who think they should be even…

- Burt Prelutsky

Attempted murder should carry the same penalty as first-degree murder. Otherwise, you're simply rewarding incompetence.

- Burt Prelutsky

We are well on our way to becoming a banana republic in every respect except, of course, that we don't grow bananas.

- Burt Prelutsky