Tea? Good God, no. It's mud. How the British ever built an empire drinking the filthy stuff is beyond me. And if we carry on drinking it, I've no doubt that the empire won't last much longer. No, a civilized person drinks coffee.
No such word as can't. No such word as babagoozle neither! - Charlie Higson
No such word as can't. No such word as babagoozle neither!
- Charlie Higson
There is no getting around the fact that the moment you are at your very best is the moment you begin to become worse and worse. Others will come alo… - Charlie Higson
There is no getting around the fact that the moment you are at your very best is the moment you begin to become worse and worse. Others will come alo…
If a wolf attacks his sheep, the shepard kills the wolf, but he eats the sheep when he's hungry. - Charlie Higson
If a wolf attacks his sheep, the shepard kills the wolf, but he eats the sheep when he's hungry.
But I'll never see any of those fish," said Maxie."Or those whales. Or any lions or tigers. I'm never going to set foot in a rain forest now, am I? I… - Charlie Higson
But I'll never see any of those fish," said Maxie."Or those whales. Or any lions or tigers. I'm never going to set foot in a rain forest now, am I? I…
There was always a slug on the lettuce. This was too good to be true. He had never trusted Jester, and didn't trust David. He wasn't going to let his… - Charlie Higson
There was always a slug on the lettuce. This was too good to be true. He had never trusted Jester, and didn't trust David. He wasn't going to let his…
Standing in the corridor was a large plastic bin on wheels. He looked inside. Empty tins of dog food. That explained the spaghetti with meat sauce. O… - Charlie Higson
Standing in the corridor was a large plastic bin on wheels. He looked inside. Empty tins of dog food. That explained the spaghetti with meat sauce. O…
My gran always said I was half clever, half stupid, and half crazy. - Charlie Higson
My gran always said I was half clever, half stupid, and half crazy.
We was half stupid, a third lucky, and three-quarters ferocious. - Charlie Higson
We was half stupid, a third lucky, and three-quarters ferocious.
Writing is a bit like being a god - Charlie Higson
Writing is a bit like being a god
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