Everything is dangerous, my dear fellow. If it wasn't so, life wouldn't be worth living.

London is too full of fogs and serious people. Whether the fogs produce the serious people, or whether the serious people produce the fogs, I don't know.

When one has never heard a man's name in the course of one's life, it speaks volumes for him; he must be quite respectable.

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.

A truth ceases to be true when more than one person believes in it.

His morality is all sympathy, just what morality should be