As a teenager I went all Goth, but I wasn't mopey enough. I would pretend to be, but I'd end up making people laugh.

- Melissa Mccarthy

When someone really believes in what they're saying, but it's crazy, it's like my favorite thing on earth.

- Melissa Mccarthy

I don't like to do anything that's mean spirited just because I don't find it funny. I'd rather be the jackass than makes fun of somebody else. It ju…

- Melissa Mccarthy

I don't associate with people who blame the world for their problems. You are your problem. You are also your solution.

- Melissa Mccarthy

I could eat healthier, I could drink less. I should be learning another language and working out more, but I'm just always saying, 'Ah, I could get h…

- Melissa Mccarthy

When I believe in something, I'm like a dog with a bone.

- Melissa Mccarthy

I'm really happy in my life.

- Melissa Mccarthy

I'm a bit obsessed with women that are so incredibly solid in their shoes that they don't care what other people think of them. I just think there's …

- Melissa Mccarthy

I don't know any neighborhoods where everyone's walking around in seven-inch heels and perfect makeup.

- Melissa Mccarthy