Age to women is what kryptonite is to Superman. Inside every older woman is a younger woman screaming, 'Get me the hell outta here.'

- Kathy Lette

If he wants breakfast in bed, tell him to sleep in the kitchen.

- Kathy Lette

Teenagers are obviously God's punishment for having sex in the first place.

- Kathy Lette

Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract.

- Kathy Lette

People who say that money can't buy happiness just don't know where to shop.

- Kathy Lette

Good art is in the wallet of the beholder.

- Kathy Lette

I am allergic to domestic goddesses. Men would prefer a woman with a dirty mind to a clean house.

- Kathy Lette

Men think monogamy is something you make dining tables out of.

- Kathy Lette

Women want to be treated as equals, not sequels.

- Kathy Lette