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I cut my teeth playing rock songs on the accordion when I was a teenager and my friends always thought that was extremely amusing. I think that was the genesis of my polka medleys, because every rock song I played on the accordion just sounded like a polka and my friends thought it was funny. So that was a joke that I continue up to this very day.

Al Yankovic's Popular Quotes

Some people want to advertise their weirdness, and spread it out, that's not me.

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That's a big part of my life - doing things that I'm not prepared to do. Doing things that I don't know how to do, and keep doing them until I get go…

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My brothers and sisters hated me because I was an only child.

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If you want to avoid heated arguments, never discuss religion, politics, or whether the toilet paper roll should go over or under.

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My wife went off with Elvis.

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Maybe I'll make a huge color tapestry from my belly button lint.

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If something is good enough, it can be out there and people will see it.

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I knew we were having problems when you put those piranhas in my bathtub again.

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If money can't buy happiness, then I guess I'll have to rent it.

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