Mike Smith - living proof of the need for ejector seats in helicopters.

- Victor Lewis-Smith

According to legend. Telford is so dull that the by-pass was built before the town.

- Victor Lewis-Smith

Dying well is part of living well and one day our society will surely recognize that. But I suppose we'll only know that we've reached that promised …

- Victor Lewis-Smith

The Beatles are dying in the wrong order.

- Victor Lewis-Smith