I am now known as Nina Conti's father and it's wonderful.

- Tom Conti

My temper manifests itself when I can't find something. I could swear that there is a plot against me to put kitchen utensils in the wrong drawers.

- Tom Conti

If you look at movies with Cary Grant or Jimmy Stewart and all the rest of it, none of them looks like a boy. They always looked like mature men. The…

- Tom Conti

Fame is a silly business. People who chase it are almost always going to be disappointed.

- Tom Conti

It's all good fun - television and movies and so on - but the good thing in theatre is there's nothing and no one between you and the audience so you…

- Tom Conti

I like writing songs - I keep saying that one day I'll do something with them, but I haven't yet.

- Tom Conti

Some friends said they weren't surprised to find out Napoleon and I were related, but it came as quite a shock to me.

- Tom Conti

Procrastination is probably my worst habit out of many. Especially when it comes to paperwork.

- Tom Conti

There are so many people in film and television that get between a performer and the audience, and that's frustrating.

- Tom Conti