How terrible to be alcoholic. You just want to quietly soothe and maybe poison yourself, but you end up poisoning those around you as well, like trying to commit suicide with a gas oven and unwittingly murdering your neighbors.
I don't really recognise success. I don't see myself as on an upwardly mobile trajectory. I see myself as on the edge of a cliff about to fall off. - Jonathan Ames
I don't really recognise success. I don't see myself as on an upwardly mobile trajectory. I see myself as on the edge of a cliff about to fall off.
- Jonathan Ames
Personally, I've never had it as a goal in life to be happy. Seems impossible to achieve. Even the Declaration of Independence seems to acknowledge t… - Jonathan Ames
Personally, I've never had it as a goal in life to be happy. Seems impossible to achieve. Even the Declaration of Independence seems to acknowledge t…
I enjoy both TV writing and novel writing, and they are very similar. The goal is to entertain and amuse the audience, and I subscribe to this P.G. W… - Jonathan Ames
I enjoy both TV writing and novel writing, and they are very similar. The goal is to entertain and amuse the audience, and I subscribe to this P.G. W…
I am always the source of the worst rumors about myself. - Jonathan Ames
I am always the source of the worst rumors about myself.
I am part of a vast generation of people who perpetually live as if they just graduated from college. - Jonathan Ames
I am part of a vast generation of people who perpetually live as if they just graduated from college.
I need to stay in the present and use that new-age mantra: 'I'm okay right now.' But I worry about all the things I'm failing at every moment. - Jonathan Ames
I need to stay in the present and use that new-age mantra: 'I'm okay right now.' But I worry about all the things I'm failing at every moment.
I drink coffee. Without coffee, I probably couldnt write. - Jonathan Ames
I drink coffee. Without coffee, I probably couldnt write.
People don't expect too much from literature. They just want to know they're not alone with being confused. - Jonathan Ames
People don't expect too much from literature. They just want to know they're not alone with being confused.
Oh, God, I don't know what's more difficult, life or the English language. - Jonathan Ames
Oh, God, I don't know what's more difficult, life or the English language.
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