In terms of what happened to Amy [Schumer], if that happened to me I would be like, "Yes, please leave." But I toured a lot. I started as an opening …

- Jen Kirkman

People said to me, "You know, when you record a special, you're going to regret it. The one thing you'll regret because you're a comic is you'll thin…

- Jen Kirkman

Testosterone makes you completely out of control, but that's okay.

- Jen Kirkman

I realized I need a certain kind of chemistry and a certain kind of look to be into someone, and like 1 percent of the population has it.

- Jen Kirkman

[Yoga] never calms me. Ever. But it certainly helps me prevent something.

- Jen Kirkman

There have been many times in my life where I got opportunities that I never thought would be the things that I needed, so I'm always saying, "I want…

- Jen Kirkman

I'm tired of explaining to Hollywood that people would laugh at me, because I go around America making them laugh every week. Nobody would be offende…

- Jen Kirkman

Let's say I was like, "I'm going to write a book this year," which I'm not. Let's just say that was it. Then it would be for the joy of writing it. I…

- Jen Kirkman

I always try to be open to whatever the universe wants from me.

- Jen Kirkman