It [Thanksgiving] was founded by the Puritans to give thanks for bein' preserved from the Indians, an' we keep it to give thanks we are preserved from the Puritans.
What is instinct? It is the natural tendency in one when filled with dismay to turn to his wife. - Finley Peter Dunne
What is instinct? It is the natural tendency in one when filled with dismay to turn to his wife.
- Finley Peter Dunne
I wonder why you can always read a doctor's bill and you can never read his prescription. - Finley Peter Dunne
I wonder why you can always read a doctor's bill and you can never read his prescription.
Stories are meant to comfort the afflicted, and afflict the comfortable. - Finley Peter Dunne
Stories are meant to comfort the afflicted, and afflict the comfortable.
It is more comfortable to feel that we are a slight improvement on a monkey than such a fallin' off from the angels. - Finley Peter Dunne
It is more comfortable to feel that we are a slight improvement on a monkey than such a fallin' off from the angels.
A fanatic is a man that does what he thinks the Lord would do if He knew the facts of the case. - Finley Peter Dunne
A fanatic is a man that does what he thinks the Lord would do if He knew the facts of the case.
That is, no matther whether th' constitution follows th' flag or not, th' supreme coort follows th' iliction returns. - Finley Peter Dunne
That is, no matther whether th' constitution follows th' flag or not, th' supreme coort follows th' iliction returns.
The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married. - Finley Peter Dunne
The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.
No, sir, th' dimmycratic party ain't on speakin' terms with itsilf. Whin ye see two men with white neckties go into a sthreet car an' set in opposite… - Finley Peter Dunne
No, sir, th' dimmycratic party ain't on speakin' terms with itsilf. Whin ye see two men with white neckties go into a sthreet car an' set in opposite…
Trust everybody, but cut the cards. - Finley Peter Dunne
Trust everybody, but cut the cards.
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