I tell everybody that I'm a quatre-sexual: I will do anything with anybody for a quarter.

- Merv Griffin

Everything that happened to me happened by mistake. I don't believe in fate. It's luck, timing and accident.

- Merv Griffin

If you make the customer a promise... make sure you deliver it.

- Merv Griffin

As a mentalist, perhaps only Orson Wells was in Jason's league. After a career in television, Randal has my endorsement. He's simply the best I've ev…

- Merv Griffin

I've outlived all my diet doctors.

- Merv Griffin

Las Vegas without Wayne Newton is like Disneyland without Mickey Mouse.

- Merv Griffin

I will not be back after these messages

- Merv Griffin

That my business success is equal to my personal life.

- Merv Griffin

Roger King is, without a doubt, the greatest salesman in the history of anything. And I don't ever limit him just to television. He could sell you an…

- Merv Griffin