Young Michael Brown is still somewhat of a wild-child, with the ill behaviour, with the ill behaviour!!

- Clive Tyldesley

Samuel Eto'o is reputedly the highest-paid player in the world at £350,000 per week - that's £5,000 a day

- Clive Tyldesley

Many of the Iranian players show their Christian names on their shirts.

- Clive Tyldesley

If you cut Jamie Carragher open, he'll bleed red.

- Clive Tyldesley

Anelka was travelling so fast that he couldn't keep his own feet

- Clive Tyldesley

He went through a non-existant gap.

- Clive Tyldesley

That's often the best place to beat a goalkeeper, isn't it, between the legs?

- Clive Tyldesley

He is the man who has been brought on to replace Pavel Nedved. The irreplaceable Pavel Nedved.

- Clive Tyldesley

If they come back it's a night we'll remember for a long time. But that's a capital if.

- Clive Tyldesley