That's an interesting accent you got there. Are you from stroke-victim?
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I hope you accidentally drink leukemia at a picnic.
The funniest people I know always seem to be the ones surrounded by darkness. And that’s probably why they’re the funniest. The deeper the pit, the more humor you need to dig yourself out of it.
And while all of your friends are grieving at your wake, I hope the sprinkler system turns on and sprays them with AIDS, hepatitis C and liquified genital warts. And while they're all running out and crying, I hope one of them slips and accidentally molests a child.
What's the name of the birth defect you have, trampled by a horse during the 2nd trimester?
Why is comedy the only form of the arts where people think they have to agree with or approve the content? You don't walk through a museum with a towel and throw it over paintings you don't like.
I'm embarrassed for us as a free society that we actually want people punished for saying things we don't like.
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