Instead of telling our young people to plan ahead, we should tell them to plan to be surprised.

- Steve Carell

Do I want to be feared or loved? That's a good question. I want both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.

- Steve Carell

Nothing to me feels as good as laughing incredibly hard.

- Steve Carell

I am both a night owl and an early bird. So I am wise and I have worms.

- Steve Carell

The only time I set the bar low is for limbo.

- Steve Carell

The better the person you're with, the better you're going to be because they're giving you so much more.

- Steve Carell

The ability to compromise and having the ability to laugh at ourselves is huge and works well for me.

- Steve Carell

Everyone said to Vincent van Gogh, "You can't be a great painter, you only have one ear." And you know what he said? "I can't hear you".

- Steve Carell

I ate fiberglass insulation. It wasn’t cotton candy like the guy said… my tummy itches.

- Steve Carell