That's human nature - we want to completely rewrite history so it can be comfortable. Without getting too profound, I'm pretty sure that's where the invention of the afterlife comes from. "We don't really become worm food. We go to a magical place with bunnies and rainbows."
In fact, with Michael Jackson, I think those mourning people... They aren't even waking Michael, they're waking the Michael Jackson of '84. They neve… - Bobcat Goldthwait
In fact, with Michael Jackson, I think those mourning people... They aren't even waking Michael, they're waking the Michael Jackson of '84. They neve…
- Bobcat Goldthwait
How can you be a vegetarian atheist and own a gun? Well, that's who I am. - Bobcat Goldthwait
How can you be a vegetarian atheist and own a gun? Well, that's who I am.
If you ever see me at a boat show or at a car show, blow my head off. - Bobcat Goldthwait
If you ever see me at a boat show or at a car show, blow my head off.
Quit everything until you find something that you just cannot quit. - Bobcat Goldthwait
Quit everything until you find something that you just cannot quit.
Go on, try weasel, try squirrel; it tastes like chicken, it tastes just like chicken! If it tastes just like chicken, why don't you gimme some damn c… - Bobcat Goldthwait
Go on, try weasel, try squirrel; it tastes like chicken, it tastes just like chicken! If it tastes just like chicken, why don't you gimme some damn c…
Well, I'm an uncle now ... don't know if I'm a good one. My nephew asked me the difference between a hamster and a gerbil and I told him I thought th… - Bobcat Goldthwait
Well, I'm an uncle now ... don't know if I'm a good one. My nephew asked me the difference between a hamster and a gerbil and I told him I thought th…
When I was a baby I had no teeth. I couldn't get a job and I couldn't eat meat. - Bobcat Goldthwait
When I was a baby I had no teeth. I couldn't get a job and I couldn't eat meat.
What's the difference between a Dice Clay concert and a Klan rally? Nothing. Trick question. - Bobcat Goldthwait
What's the difference between a Dice Clay concert and a Klan rally? Nothing. Trick question.
Kurt (Cobain) was a fan of my standup, which was pretty weird. I know when people hear that, it's kind of like finding out that Jimi Hendrix really l… - Bobcat Goldthwait
Kurt (Cobain) was a fan of my standup, which was pretty weird. I know when people hear that, it's kind of like finding out that Jimi Hendrix really l…
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