Who Am I? Or (Perhaps More Accurately) Who Else Could Be Me?

- Chuck Klosterman

But it goes without saying that Michael Jordan could never date Pamela Anderson. That would cause the apocalypse.

- Chuck Klosterman

Without a soundtrack, human interaction is meaningless.

- Chuck Klosterman

We are always dying, all the time. That's what living is; living is dying, little by little. It is a sequenced collection of individualized deaths.

- Chuck Klosterman

Necessity used to be the mother of invention, but then we ran out of things that were necessary. The postmodern mother of invention is desire; we don…

- Chuck Klosterman

Important things are inevitably cliche, but nobody wants to admit that.

- Chuck Klosterman

Sarcasm is when you tell someone the truth by lying on purpose.

- Chuck Klosterman

Being interesting has been replaced by being identifiable.

- Chuck Klosterman

Everybody is wrong about everything, just about all the time.

- Chuck Klosterman