how she moves. That's just like Jell-O on springs. She must have some sort of built-in motors. I tell you, it's a whole different sex! Joe: What are you afraid of? Nobody's asking you to have a baby.
If you've been fortunate enough to live out your dream in the profession of your choice, then you have an obligation to send the elevator back down. - Jack Lemmon
If you've been fortunate enough to live out your dream in the profession of your choice, then you have an obligation to send the elevator back down.
- Jack Lemmon
Success is always somebody else's opinion of you; but it doesn't amount to a damn compared to your own opinion of yourself. - Jack Lemmon
Success is always somebody else's opinion of you; but it doesn't amount to a damn compared to your own opinion of yourself.
Failure seldom stops you. What stops you is the fear of failure. - Jack Lemmon
Failure seldom stops you. What stops you is the fear of failure.
Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon
Death ends a life, not a relationship.
Anything truly worthwhile does not come easy. If it did, it would not be all that worthwhile. - Jack Lemmon
Anything truly worthwhile does not come easy. If it did, it would not be all that worthwhile.
If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball. - Jack Lemmon
If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. - Jack Lemmon
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
Dying is not a sin. Not living is. - Jack Lemmon
Dying is not a sin. Not living is.
How do you know that God didn't speak to Charles Darwin? - Jack Lemmon
How do you know that God didn't speak to Charles Darwin?
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