Good day, fair maidens.

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This leg will be known as Christmas, and this leg will be known as New Year's Eve! Ladies...why don't you all come visit the Big Valbowski between th…

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You know, the big Valbowski is a lot like concrete mix. You know? You just get it a little wet, take a step back, and watch it get ROCK HARD!

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You know something, the Big Valboski is a lot like a Rubix Cube... the more you play with it, the harder it gets!

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I guess getting down on your knees runs in the family

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The Big Valbowski is a lot like a Hakeem Olajuwan, either he's taking the hook shot from the outside or driving down the lane on the inside, he alway…

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The Big Valbowski is kinda like a pool just jump right in and get wet!!

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