You can see the life LITERALLY oozing from his body!

- Gorilla Monsoon

The Bushwhackers are living proof that the Three Stooges had children

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The irresistible force meets the immovable object.

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He has a lower occipital proturbance!

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If you hung him for being a good singer, you'd be hanging an innocent man!

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He's going to audition for the Vienna Boys' Choir!

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