If global warming meant temperatures rose by one or two degrees, France would become a desert, which would be no bad thing. The Scots would grow wine…

- Michael O'Leary

Ryanair's biggest achievement? Bringing low fares to Europe and still lowering em. Biggest failure? Hiring me.

- Michael O'Leary

If drink sales are falling off, we get the pilots to engineer a bit of turbulence. That usually spikes sales.

- Michael O'Leary

I came into business to make money, I make no apology for that. I wanted to make a lot of money but after the first £50million or £100million, it bec…

- Michael O'Leary

When you look at the number of stupid people who have succeeded in business, you clearly don't have to be very bright. Business is all about getting …

- Michael O'Leary

I'm paid about 20 times more than the average Ryanair employee and I think the gap should be wider. I probably work 50 times harder. I think I'm the …

- Michael O'Leary

The airline industry is full of bullshitters, liars and drunks. We excel at all three in Ireland.

- Michael O'Leary

Are we going to say sorry for our lack of customer service? Absolutely not.

- Michael O'Leary

All flights are fuelled with Leprechaun wee and my bullshit!

- Michael O'Leary