The human animal differs from the lesser primates in his passion for lists.
Cats are people, and the sooner the world accepts that fact, the better off the world will be. - H. Allen Smith
Cats are people, and the sooner the world accepts that fact, the better off the world will be.
- H. Allen Smith
There's such a thing as too much point on a pencil. - H. Allen Smith
There's such a thing as too much point on a pencil.
The human animal differs from the lesser primates in his passion for lists. - H. Allen Smith
Personally, I never admired communists because they operate on the theory that human beings are nice people. - H. Allen Smith
Personally, I never admired communists because they operate on the theory that human beings are nice people.
We believe in healthy, hearty laughter -- at the expense of the whole human race, if needs be. Needs be. - H. Allen Smith
We believe in healthy, hearty laughter -- at the expense of the whole human race, if needs be. Needs be.
Never buy anything with a handle on it. It means work. - H. Allen Smith
Never buy anything with a handle on it. It means work.
Hate-on-the-highway is an institution occupying a high place in our modern civilization....The godawful glares that drivers exchange as they pass eac… - H. Allen Smith
Hate-on-the-highway is an institution occupying a high place in our modern civilization....The godawful glares that drivers exchange as they pass eac…
Put it back in the horse! - H. Allen Smith
Put it back in the horse!
On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks. - H. Allen Smith
On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks.
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